Memberlist	Log in	>> Talbots Forum The UK Football Forum
	Usergroups	Register
	Profile
	Log in to check your private messages

jokes

Talbots Forum Forum Index -> Chatter

View previous topic :: View next topic

tj Terrific Talbot Poster Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 101 Location: rhyl				Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:45 pm    Post subject: jokes     What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe How do you know Essex council chavs invented the female body? Because only they would be stupid enough to put a playe area next to a **** hole
Back to top

tj Terrific Talbot Poster Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 101 Location: rhyl				Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:46 pm    Post subject:     Chavs are like slinkies, they have no real use but it's great to watch one fall dow na flight of stairs
Back to top

mememe Top Talbot Poster Joined: 04 Feb 2006 Posts: 76				Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:04 pm    Post subject:     lol thats top!
Back to top

Beko1987 NotsoNewbie Talbot Poster Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 15				Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:06 pm    Post subject:     How can you tell a chavette is under 14? She only has 1 kid Oops, sorry, jokes not facts.... *tumbleweed* _________________ Never be someone like him
Back to top

mememe Top Talbot Poster Joined: 04 Feb 2006 Posts: 76				Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:06 pm    Post subject:     Hahahaha keep em coming!
Back to top

Dayus Top Talbot Poster Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 39				Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:13 pm    Post subject:     How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak! What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house? The burglar. What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. What do you say to a chav at work? Can i have a big mac please? What do chavs use as protection during sex? A bus shelter!
Back to top

Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First

Talbots Forum Forum Index -> Chatter

You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum